Privacy Policy

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Bear with me, this is boring as fuck, but we both want our asses covered, right? So take a few minutes to understand what info is being gathered, mostly metadata that my ass has no use for, where it’s going, and why it could possibly go there.

Who we are

Our website address is:

No data from customer-provider phone calls or email shall ever be divulged, except where required by law.

While the confidentiality of our calls is paramount and my service is intended for entertainment purposes only, the curbing of human trafficking and child exploitation is integral to the fabric of our society. As such, with due diligence, ensure that no minors are present or may inadvertently be exposed during our call.
Do NOT attempt to share or distribute visual depictions of underage individuals in any context with me, as the nature of my business intertangles the legalities and intentions of such depictions, regardless of intention.
You remain free to openly discuss ANY fantasy during our calls without repercussion, but any circumstance of going beyond that will swiftly and thoroughly be documented and reported to the appropriate law enforcement agencies.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it


When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.


If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Contact forms


If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.


Who we share your data with:

All credit card transactions are processed by As such, your credit card and billing information may be shared over their secured, encrypted servers.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.

Your contact information:

All email addresses, phone numbers, and other contact information is for my eyes, and my eyes alone.

2257 Statement:

2257 Statement – With respect to all visual depictions displayed on this Website, whether of actual sexually explicit conduct,
simulated sexual content or otherwise, all persons in said visual depictions were at least 18 years of age when said visual depictions
were created. 18 U.S.C. Section 2257